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| "I don't know all the certain words to word it." - Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography |
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| "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 |
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| "Most lies about blondes are false." - Headline |
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| "Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices |
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| "Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, coach |
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| "If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets." -Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber |
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