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"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." 
- Patrick Swayze, Actor 
"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii." 
- Tony Bennett, Singer 
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." 
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"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber 
"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." 
- Ivana Trump, on her first novel 
"Push this button in case anything happens."
-Elevator in Osaka, Japan
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