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"I invented the internet". 
- Al Gore
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
 - Dan Quayle
"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge." 
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." 
- Sign in Budapest Zoo
"Where the hell is Australia anyway?" 
- Britney Spears
"The internet is a great way to get on the net." 
- Bob Dole
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